North America Dispatch #61: Astounding Macrobiotic (Not a Typo!)
Montreal
La Pâtisserie Belge (3485 Avenue du Parc, Montréal, Quebec; 514-845-1245) makes some of the best croissants in town.
Ah, to be an ant endlessly devouring my way through this mother lode of crisp, fluffy croissants …
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Aux Vivres (4631 Boulevard St. Laurent, Montreal; 514-842-3479) is both macrobiotic and enormously delicious. That’s a radical statement, I know. For some perspective, consider that Googling “macrobiotic” and “enormously delicious” yields precisely zero results.
Why can’t other vegetarian places be one-tenth this good? This is not merely “great for a vegetarian restaurant.” It’d rate deliriously in any category (thanks to filmmaker Adrienne Amato for the tip!).
The kitchen’s staffed by magicians. Muffins come on like nothing special, with very little sugar. Then you notice fruit flavor building to a climax so intense that you can’t imagine how the baker pulled it off. You find yourself coaxing every last drop of salad dressing out of its little cup. Leftovers are likely to be ravaged moments after leaving the restaurant.
It’s quite the low-profile operation.
Two complete brunch choices—at an absurdly low price.
Their chapati with vegan butter is worth a plane trip. I have no idea what “vegan butter” is, except that it’s too good to be legal. The combination with melt-in-your-mouth chapatis could make a strong man weep.
I couldn’t help gnashing at leftovers, despite heavy traffic.
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Fun between-meal activity: a trip to the Biodôme (4777 Avenue Pierre-De Coubertin, H1V 1B3, Montreal; 514-868-3000), where one walks transportively through exotic ecosystems. There’s a phone link where you can ask questions of people in Antarctica. Cool!
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The residents of Spain’s northwestern corner get around. At one time, there were Galician (“Gallego” in Spanish) social clubs in many major world cities. Assimilation having taken its toll, such clubs are rarities nowadays. So I was especially happy to come upon the creaky Centre Gallego De Montreal (4602 Boulevard St. Laurent, Montreal; 514-843-3821).
The food tastes as if it had been made by a South American chef. And there’s a Portuguese waiter. And menus are in French as well as Spanish. But the room is stocked with the requisite 5-foot-5 older bald guys in sweater vests playing cards and smoking cigars, so the experience took me utterly back to Iberia.
Service is a shambles—for example, it took a half-hour to pay the bill. But who am I to complain? This is a private social club; I shouldn’t have even been allowed to wander in in the first place.
Tortilla—one of my favorite things in the world!
The tortilla (potato omelet) sported a palpable Latin American touch, but is clearly made from a Galician recipe, with lots of onion, potatoes diced in non-uniform chunks, and extremely runny egg (request “buen hecho” if you want it more fully cooked). Bread’s authentically Spanish. Flan looked top-notch. To those who’ve spent time in Spain, or those who’d like to soak up the last remaining ripples of the culture that Hemingway wrote about, this is a remarkable place.
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When a Chinese woman in a French Canadian bakery (Boulangerie Séraphin; 5008 Boulevard St. Laurent, Montreal; 514-277-9290) hands you a little tart filled with eggy custard that could be either Cantonese or Portuguese, how do you decode what you’re eating? What if she turns out to speak good Portuguese?
I rambled theories into my voice recorder while walking through cold, windy streets, munching away contentedly. Hear the short podcast: MP3.
This, for comparison, is a different pastel de nata, and it was a lot better than Seraphin’s. I remember its flavor vividly … but can’t remember where I bought it. That and the unidentified Chilean alfajor—both evidence of encroaching Chowzheimer’s—will haunt me forever.
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St-Viateur Bagels are typical in a town where bagels spill off the line, hot to the touch, at all hours of the day, and clerks throw them snappily into a paper sack, from which they tantalize you as you strive to get them home intact.
Montreal bagels require some explaining. I wrote the following some years ago, and it still holds true (except that both Fairmount and St-Viateur now have satellite locations).
Just as San Francisco, compared to Montreal, is not really a bread town, neither is New York a bagel town. We have nothing to match the buzz, the palpable bagelicious life force streaming out of the city’s two most renowned bagelries, Fairmount Bagel (74 Rue Fairmount Ouest, west of St. Laurent, Montreal; 514-272-0667) and St-Viateur Bagel (158 St-Viateur, Montreal; 514-276-8044).
Montreal bagels are very different from ours. They’re a bit tougher in the skin, and a bit breadier (though certainly not fluffy) in the interior. They seem to have virtually no salt or malt or sugar, so it’s all about the wheat, which gives them a pretzely flavor. And they’re very roasty, with much more oven flavor. They’re much better plain and unadorned than ours are, but I suspect they wouldn’t toast nearly as well.
While Montreal bagels come in various flavors, it’s always the sesames that are hot and fresh (and they’re ALWAYS hot and fresh at these places; only a moribund bagel culture like ours in New York would have their goods sitting around for minutes on end).
I thought both bagel shops made excellent—and very similar—products. But in a side-by-side comparison, St-Viateur won. A St-Viateur bagel is a deeper toasty brown, with zestier, more robust texture. It’s bigger, browner, tastier, chewier … simply “more” in every facet that makes a Montreal bagel distinctive.
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Jim, you rock! Montreal is my favorite city in the world and your reports have all been wonderful. I can't believe I now want to go try a macrobiotic place. The apocalypse must be near.
rcianci Feb 21, 2007 05:42PM
If you're on your way to Quebec City I hope you stop by the Ice Hotel off the main artery there. It's in the Parc Ecologique or -- I can't remember exactly what it's called but that's the gist. It would be fun to read your reaction. We stayed a night at the inn there and enjoyed the x-country trails. The restaurant was good, if not Meals to Remember. But the Ice Hotel itself is a must-see.
daisymiller Feb 21, 2007 09:09PM
I'm glad you had such a terrific experience at Aux Vivres. In my experience, the place is very hit or miss. Some of there dishes are truly amazing and others are just bland and uninspired. Looks like you guys got lucky. I didn't know the place was macrobiotic. I thought it was just vegan.
SnackHappy Feb 22, 2007 12:07PM
Damn, you're right. It's vegan. There'll be more mistakes. I grind my teeth over it. Inevitable when you're driving 8000 miles and eating in over 500 eateries. Let me see if I can convince the (busy) copy editor to fix this.
Also, I didn't make this clear, but I actually ate there twice (something I did only a handful of times during this tour). It killed both times. I guess what's needed is to psyche out what days and meals the main chef works. Why not enlist the Chowhound community to pool data via a posting on the Montreal message board?
Jim Leff Feb 22, 2007 02:20PM
Oh God. Googling "vegan" and "extraordinarily delicious" DOES yield results! Any suggestions? Or do I just leave it wrong....?
Jim Leff Feb 22, 2007 02:23PM
Now we're ALL going to have to google on vegan+extraordinarily delicious and see what hits...
~TDQ
The Dairy Queen Feb 22, 2007 02:35PM
Counter in New York (East Village) is one of the most extraordinarily delicious macro restaurants I've been to. Not everything on the menu is macro, but it is 90% macro/vegan. And WOW flavor. I never knew "massaged greens" --dubious name at best-- could make me weep with their delicate garlicy goodness.
goumandette Feb 23, 2007 01:15PM
Thanks, Goumnandette. I've seen reports that it's way downhill (though once as great as you say). Have you been recently?
Jim Leff Feb 23, 2007 09:50PM
HALLELUJAH for Aux Vivres!!!
chosebine Sep 04, 2007 05:43PM